Title: Single White Female (Looking for Software Like You)
Author: SaRa
Rating: G

Disclaimer: I'm getting so sick and tired of this, but I guess I should just say again that I own nadda.
Author's note: I started making my websites and suddenly, I needed a graphics program. Finding one wasn't easy...I never did, actually. All that came out of it was this parody, to the tune of Chely Wright's Single White Female, a song that inspired me to write a total disaster of a Hawkeye/Margaret reunion/romance story that I dragged nsalem, Megan Faye, and Lilith into with me. If you're feeling suicidal, go to Best Care Anywhere and look for the three-part serial "The Girl Next Door" in the Original Stories section.

You know that every morning I go thumbing through the Circut City ads;
I grab the latest copy, a cup of tea, and ready for a heart attack;
I want somethin' to catch my eye but they ain't shy about the prices;
Today's special might catch my attention
'Cause I'm a

Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you

Yeah, I'm a little nervous;
I'm not sure if I shoulda bought this program;
Might have been a little reckless, a little desperate, but I think I did the right thing;
Couldn't go on workin' on my site, so I'm trying this out
It's my confession: I don't know HTML;
And I'm a

Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you

It's my confession: I don't know HTML

Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you

*KISSing meaning "Keeping It Simple, Stupid"

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