Title: Seven
Author: SaRa
Rating: G

Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek and Dolly Parton did the original version of "Jolene." I don't make any money (from this or anything else), though it's nice to dream.
Author's note: This is from Kathryn's POV. It can be blamed on the fact that I didn't know Chakotay was a hologram when I was nearly dying due to the previews for "Human Error." It really started with a line that my pal Tara C. requested be in a story I'm working on, putting the idea to write a parody in my head: Chakotay's too sexy for his pants. Sane? Nope. ;-)



Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
I'm begging of you please don't take Chakotay
Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
Please don't take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare
With luscious locks of long blonde hair
With perfect skin and eyes of ice cool blue
Your smile is treasured like latinum
Your near-perfection from the Borg
And I cannot compare to you, Seven

He talks about you in his sleep
I hear him through the soundproofing
I start to sob when he calls your name, Seven
I can easily understand how you can easily love that man
You mustn't know what he means to me, Seven

Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
I'm begging of you please don't take Chakotay
Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
Please don't take him just because you can

Now you can have Ensign Harry Kim
But I could never love again
Chak was made just for me, Seven

I had to hand this padd to you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you dare to do, Seven

Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
I'm begging of you please don't take Chakotay
Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
Please don't take him just because you can

Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
I'm begging of you please don't take Chakotay
Seven, Seven, Seven, Seve-en
Please don't take him just because you can

Please don't take him just because you can

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