Title: Just Kicked
Authors: SaRa and Megan Faye
Rating: G

Disclaimer: Let's see, we don't own AOL -- thank God! -- nor are we Faith Hill.
Author's note: This parody was written by Megan Faye and me. We'd been Flagged one too many times and were sick of it...Always Off Line, ya know? It's a parody of Faith Hill's This Kiss.



I don't want another log on
It took me seven tries this time
C'mon - already changed the number
I hear Hello, wait; no, Good-bye!
This modem, like a rocket
Will shoot straight across the sky

It's the way I hate this
And that feeling I get
AOL must hate me
It's just oh so brilliant
It's that angering moment
Just, ARGH! Impossible!!!
Just kicked, just kicked
Unreliable
Just kicked, just kicked

I said to America Online
How can you do this to me?
Oh, all I wanted was an ISP
With easy access, local numbers, e-mail
Log me on in a few seconds
Maybe I'm online for good

It's the way I hate this
And that feeling I get
AOL must hate me
It's just oh so brilliant
It's that angering moment
Just, ARGH! What the heck?
Just kicked, just kicked
Unbelievable!
Just kicked, just kicked

You can boot me in the daytime
Not at night oh, please no!
Don't try to boot me - don't you dare - NO NO NOT AGAIN!
Oh, boot me again and I swear - so help me!
You got me offline....you got me mad!

It's the way I hate this, and that feeling I get
AOL must hate me, it's just oh so brilliant
It's that angering moment
Just, ARGH! You didn't!!!
Just kicked, just kicked
It's not happening!
Just kicked, just kicked

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