Title: Jean-Luc's Got a Girlfriend
Author: SaRa
Rating: G

Disclaimer: I don't own a darn thing, dig it?
Author's note: Not one of my greatest works, but it's not too bad for twenty minutes of writing. It's Star Trek: The Next Generation and is intended to be Picard/Crusher, but you could put your Great-Aunt Tilly (Oh, Lordy....I've been hanging around Sister Carlita too much. Help!) in there if you want. It's to the tune of The Wilkinson's song Jimmy's Got a Girlfriend.



He's all dressed up
Saying he'll dance for the first time
He's loosening up
Smiling and laughing

There ain't no doubt he's got a secret
Ain't no way he's gonna keep it
Listen, now the whole crew's talking
They're all saying

Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend
We all know where he's been
Hugging and a kissing
Oh Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend

He's all tore up
From her lovin' and affection
Working late
These days is totally out of the question

They say he's out there and it's about time
That's true love and that man's in it
Cupid's arrow done been shot
He didn't duck now

Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend
We all know where he's been
Hugging and a kissing
Oh Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend

Love struck
Starry eyed
No ifs or maybes
Captain's gone girl crazy
Girl crazy, crazy

Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend
We all know where he's been
Hugging and a kissing
Oh Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend

They say he's out there and it's about time
(Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend)
Hey that's love, oh sweet love
(Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend)
He's got the girl, he's got the girl
(Jean-Luc's got a girlfriend)

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