Title: Holler - The Desandis Remix
Authors: SaRa and Tara C.
Rating: G

Disclaimer: What, do I look like I'm a Spice Girl? I thought not.
Author's note: This was written by my best friend Tara C. and me. It's a spoof of the Spice Girls' song Holler, written to make fun of what our principal puts us through in our lunch period.



We're gonna make her holler
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane

"Boy don't you hesitate -- I want you in that line!
To come and let me take you to your classroom.
You're gonna like it there and all the work you'll do."
She'll make you work all through the night

You can do homework
It'll be all that you can bear
"I'll be your nightmare; I'll be your nightmare.
Everything I want you will do for me.
Don't drive me insane -- yeah."

We're gonna make her holler
Gonna make her scream our names -- 8S!!
She gives us rules to follow -- LINE UP WHEN THE BELL RINGS!!
To drive us all insane
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane
"You will give into me!"
"We're not gonna play your game!"

So what you gonna do?
She's not yet through with you
You gotta shut your mouth
'Cause detention comes for free -- MY OFFICE!! NOW!!
Start with the tallest and work your way down slowly
"Better be afraid to play my game!"

You can do work all night long
Doing essays you thought you would never do
She will punish you
"What you do it's just for me; not you."
You better play her game

We're gonna make her holler
Gonna make her scream our names -- 8A!!
She gives us rules to follow -- THROW YOUR TRASH AWAY!!
To drive us all insane
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane
"You will give into me!"
"We're not gonna play your game!"

We're gonna make her holler
We're gonna make her holler
We're gonna make her holler
We're gonna drive her mad

You will work all night long
Doing essays you thought you would never do

She will yell at you
'Cause everything is just below her standards
Beware of her scream

We're gonna make her holler
Gonna make her scream our names -- 7T!!
She gives us rules to follow -- PICK UP THAT SODA CAN!!
To drive us all insane
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane
"You will give into me!"
"We're not gonna play your game!"

We're gonna make her holler
Gonna make her scream our names -- 7A!!
She gives us rules to follow -- FACE FORWARD FOR PRAYER!!
To drive us all insane
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane
"You will give into me!"
"We're not gonna play your game!"

We're gonna make her holler
Gonna make her scream our names -- 6C!!
She gives us rules to follow -- THAT DOES IT!! SIT DOWN!!
To drive us all insane
Imagine us in silence
We're driving her insane
"You will give into me!"
"We're not gonna play your game!"

We're gonna make her holler
She'll give us rules to follow
Watch us all not behave

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